Margery Bargery
Marjorie Bargery
Marjorie Bargery told me last night
if I wanted to kiss her, then I’d have to write
A legalised letter saying that I
Would hold pure intentions ’til the day that I die
That I’d have to sign a contract to say
That My money was Hers, until her dying day.
And to confirm that she had the right
To charge me for favours each Saturday night.
Well, I was well smitten, but not too much to see
Margery taking advantage of me.
BUT… I was Head over Heels and agreed in the end
If she’d just call me her only boyfriend.
Just then the bell rang, and the teacher came out
Saying ‘Playtime is over, please don’t hang about’
But I’ll see her later, outside the School gate
She’s Six and a Half, and I’m nearly Eight.
TG 13/10/22
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