KRG (Keynsham Running Group)

KRG

I saw this gang of people
All wearing a similar top
I wondered what the logo meant
But they were never gonna stop

They were moving pretty quickly
A run, a jog, a trot
I managed to catch the letters
But the words, I simply could not

The initials on the front & back
Were clearly KRG
So I tapped it into Google
But nothing looked right to me

The Kurdistan Regional Government
Was listed at the top
Then the Killology Research Group
But that made me want to stop

So instead of doing research
I decided to have some fun
Inventing silly answers
But I couldn’t think of the perfect one

Is it Knotted, Ribbed & Grainy
Or Knackered, Ravaged & Gay
Perhaps Revolutionary Gangsters
But I hadn’t found a word for ‘K’

Maybe Knocked-off Rolex & Garmin
Or Knights of the Ruthless Game
It was getting quite ridiculous
But here comes my favourite name

Keepers of Rare Gnomes
I’m sure that’s what it must be
They definitely look the sort
Those running in the KRG

©️NIEH The Keynsham Poet 20/10/2024 – given to my running group along with a little gnome tree decoration ☺️