Leaky

Leaky 

“I’ll do it in a minute, – but I’ve got to have a wee,
It must have been that cup of tea,
Don’t get on ,  don’t tut at me,
I’ll do it in a minute, but I’ve got to have a wee”.

“I’ll take you to the market, – when I’ve had a wee,
If I don’t, -you can guarantee,
I’ll have to go, behind a bush you see,
I’ll take you to the market, – when I’ve had a wee”.

“We will go and see you father, – when I’ve had a wee,
Or else when we get there, your father won’t see me,
And then you’ll end up saying,  “You know where he will be”
We will go and see your father, when I’ve had a wee”.

That’s the thing that rules me, ‘Got to have a we’,
Like a sneaky gremlin, creeping up on me,
Every day the catchphrase, Oh deary, deary me’,
“Got to rush my darling,  got to have a wee”.

Mick.