Cut me a piece of cake please

Cut me a piece of cake please

Cut me a piece of the cake please
I’m not really begging, I’m just on my knees
With lots and lots of cream on top
Home made please not from the shop

Don’t want much, just a slice or two
Two for me, one for you
Gee that was fantastically nice
Not sure if two will quite suffice

How much is left? Perhaps you’ll check
Do I really want more down me neck
Just save the rest for another day
Only a bit left did I hear you say?

To freeze that bit’d be a waste of time
So I’ll force it down just to end this rhyme

Cut me a piece of the cake please
I’m not really begging, I’m just on my knees
With lots and lots of cream on top
Home made please not from the shop

Don’t want much, just a slice or two
Two for me, one for you
Gee that was fantastically nice
Not sure if two will quite suffice

How much is left? Perhaps you’ll check
Do I really want more down me neck
Just save the rest for another day
Only a bit left did I hear you say?

To freeze that bit’d be a waste of time
So I’ll force it down just to end this rhyme

Cut me a piece of the cake please
I’m not really begging, I’m just on my knees
With lots and lots of cream on top
Home made please not from the shop

Don’t want much, just a slice or two
Two for me, one for you
Gee that was fantastically nice
Not sure if two will quite suffice

How much is left? Perhaps you’ll check
Do I really want more down me neck
Just save the rest for another day
Only a bit left did I hear you say?

To freeze that bit’d be a waste of time
So I’ll force it down just to end this rhyme