Cream it

Cream it

I’m having to use more cream now
Trying to hold on to my youth
I would like to say that there working
But I feel I must tell the truth.

My face cream, I apply twice daily
Applying to the neck and the face
But the hydralonic acid and filler
Are leaving lines all over the place.

Cream to moisturise the body
Trying to hold on to that holiday tan
I know the sun is not really helping
A sun worshiper, I certainly am.

Cracked heals are so unappealing
With a nice sandal or stiletto heal
That’s one cream that seems to be working
Having a smooth, soft, silky heal.

Maybe I should use this as a face cream
To give me that porcelain base
And a bonus the cream is a lot cheaper
And will give me that wrinkle free face.

Anti inflammatory cream for my Arthritis
Before I put on my brace
Gets me through the daily activities
While keeping a smile on my face.

Grandma what is this cream for
Without looking I know what he means
Darling it’s cream you put on at bedtime
I got away with that one it seems.

A cream I only use nightly
Menthalatum to rub on my chest
Put on directly it causes a skin rash
So I put it on the top of my vest.

Hand cream, I’m applying many times daily
For those hands that do dishes everyday
In the summertime, there smooth, soft and silky
Wrinkly, cracked, and broken with wintertime heading our way.

Just maybe I’ll wake up tomorrow
All my aches and wrinkles have disappeared
The mentalatum cleared up my sinusitis
And my youthfulness has reappeared.