A Seaside Ditty
An old favourite of mine ….
A Seaside Ditty
I went down to the seaside
Played bingo on the Pier
Looked at saucy postcards
Drank lots of lukewarm beer
Staggered along the Promenade
Fighting gale-force wind and rain
Ate soggy chips and battered fish
Supped lots more beer again
I went into the fun-fair
On all the thrilling rides
Till I went green and queasy
And threw up my insides
So now the day is over
And all my money spent
I’ll try to think of a good excuse
To explain my missing rent!
© Christine L. Coles – 1999
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