A hard one
A hard one
“You show me yours, and I’ll show you mine”.
That used to be my `chat up` line,
But I made them step back a peg,
When I said that it hung down my leg!
In astonishment, they looked at me,
At the thought of this thing round my knee,
A worried frown I would also bring,
When I said that I had it on a string!
“It’s hard”. I told them. “All complete,
Sometimes gets tangled round my feet,
And one day, (let me tell you more),
I picked it up from off the floor”.
This scares them all, I go in hard,
And smash them then around the yard,
A conquerer then I will be,
With my conker from a chestnut tree.
Mick.
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