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I am a 71 year old retired London Underground Manager still living in London I LIKE PLAYING BRIDGE, DOING CROSSWORDS, QUIZZES, AND ON LINE GAMES, and posting jokes in the forum under items to put a smile on your face :O) -
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9th Dec 2022
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Win a Pressure King Pro (4.8L) – 14-in-1 Digital Pressure Cooker by Drew&ColeI would love to win this superb prize I have never won anything !ViewDate:
7th Oct 2022 Mick J. commented on:
Win ONE of THREE £50 Vouchers to spend with Ivel Valley Wild Bird Food!I have NEVER won anything over the years in Silversurfers let's hope this is a first :O)))))ViewDate:
2nd Sep 2022
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2nd Sep 2022 Mick J. commented on:
Win ONE of TEN copies of The Hidden PalaceMy wife would love to read this book :O)ViewDate:
19th Aug 2022 Mick J. commented on:
Win a £50 National Garden Gift VoucherI would LOVE to win a £50 garden voucher as today is my 78th birthday! :O)))ViewDate:
5th Aug 2022 Mick J. commented on:
Win a £50 National Garden Gift VoucherI am now confined to house due to disability and would love to enhance the good looks of my garden by using your voucher :O)ViewDate:
8th Jul 2022 Mick J. commented on:
Win a £150 gift card to spend at HillierHillier Garden Centres bring a great deal of pleasure into my wife and I.s retirement as we spend so much more time sat in our garden enhanced with tte delight that Hilliers providesViewDate:
24th Jun 2022 Mick J. commented on:
Win ONE of THREE Regent Seven Seas Cruises Luxury HampersWould love to win A LUXURY HAMPER so, my wife I could LUXURY PAMPER !! :O)ViewDate:
20th May 2022 Mick J. commented on:
Win a fully stocked Shavekit box!Get rid of your hair , every bit ! Use a fully stocked SHAVE KIT!ViewDate:
6th May 2022 Mick J. commented on:
Win an Award-Winning Luxury Rhine River Cruise for TwoI would love to win a Rhine river cruise I am sure I'd enjoy all of the views Avalon Waterways make dreams come true This time for me and next time for you ? :O)ViewDate:
22nd Apr 2022 Mick J. commented on:
Win a £50 National Garden Gift VoucherA National Garden Gift Voucher Would do so much to provide A better looking garden For when I sit outside !ViewDate:
22nd Apr 2022 Mick J. commented on:
Win one of THREE copies of RHS The Creative Gardener by Adam FrostThe Creative Gardener by Adam Frost is a brilliant book a best buy MUSTViewDate:
8th Apr 2022 Mick J. commented on:
Win one of THREE copies of RHS The Creative Gardener by Adam FrostCreative Gardener by Adam Frost worthwhile buying whatever the cost !!ViewDate:
25th Mar 2022 Mick J. commented on:
Win a pair of shoes of your choice from CosyfeetCosyfeet work just a treat !!ViewDate:
18th Feb 2022 Mick J. commented on:
Win a Luxury Two Night All-Inclusive Break in Killarney with Golden IrelandGolden Ireland give great breaks just book with them is all it takes !!ViewDate:
4th Feb 2022 Mick J. commented on:
Win a prize bundle worth over £100 from Tupperware Direct!Tupperware products are the best So use these boxes and forget the rest !!ViewDate:
4th Feb 2022 Mick J. commented on:
Win a TINCTURE hamper worth over £120Tinctures cleaning is the best So use THIS product and forget the rest !!ViewDate:
21st Jan 2022 Mick J. commented on:
Win prizes worth Over £100 from Defender Security Productswhatever your GENDER , You,re safer with DEFENDER !!ViewDate:
7th Jan 2022 Mick J. commented on:
Win prizes worth Over £100 from Defender Security ProductsOne West Ender wants Defender !!ViewDate:
3rd Dec 2021 Mick J. commented on:
Win ONE of TEN Copies of The Daughters of WarI'd like nothing more than the daughters of war ! :O)ViewDate:
19th Nov 2021 Mick J. commented on:
Win ONE of THREE £50 Vouchers to spend with Ivel Valley Bird Food!Only the SHREWD use Ivel Valley Bird FoodViewDate:
19th Nov 2021 Mick J. commented on:
Win ONE of THREE £50 Vouchers to spend with Ivel Valley Bird Food!Only the Shrewd use Ivel Valley Bird Food !ViewDate:
28th Feb 2020 Mick J. commented on:
Win a £50 National Garden Gift VoucherNever won anything YET maybe this is a first :O))ViewDate:
28th Feb 2020 Mick J. commented on:
Win ONE of THREE £50 Ivel Valley vouchers to treat your garden birds & wildlifeNever won anything YET maybe this is a first :O))ViewDate:
12th Jul 2019
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8th Mar 2019 Mick J. commented on:
Win ONE Of THREE Copies of Les Misérables on DVDI could do with a bit of luck in my life at the moment :O)ViewDate:
22nd Feb 2019 Mick J. commented on:
Win an All-new Kindle Paperwhite, Waterproof eReader, 6"My ability to read is now severely impaired with old age, this prize would be a godsendViewDate:
22nd Feb 2019 Mick J. commented on:
Win ONE Of THREE Copies of Les Misérables on DVDBrilliant site with brilliant prize drawsViewDate:
9th Feb 2018 Mick J. commented on:
Win ONE of THREE sets of Victoria and Abdul the book and DVD!Let's hope my entry is VICTORIUS :O)ViewDate:
9th Feb 2018 Mick J. commented on:
Win an Apple Watch from ellactiva®My wife is the APPLE of my eye , but this prize would be the APPLE of my wrist ? :O)ViewDate:
26th Jan 2018 Mick J. commented on:
Win a Vale Bridgecraft occasional chair of your choice to the value of £1200This could be the ideal piece of furniture to Chair me up :O) In my miserable existence whilst I sit and recover during my ongoing cancer treatmentViewDate:
26th Jan 2018 Mick J. commented on:
Win a Gx Pillows Multi Pack worth £49.99Most of my past head cushions in bed have been well pillow standard :O)ViewDate:
4th Dec 2015 Mick J. commented on:
Win an iPad Mini (16GB, Wifi) in our Prize Draw!The only I pad , I have ever had was after I had my catharact removed :O) would love one of these you are giving away :O)ViewDate:
9th Nov 2015 Mick J. commented on:
Items to put a smile on your face ? :O)A knight went off to fight in the Holy Crusades but before leaving he made his wife wear a chastity belt. After tightly securing it to her, he handed the key to his best friend with the instruction: "If I do not return within seven years, unlock my wife and set her free to lead a normal life." The knight then rode off on the first leg of his journey to the Holy Land, but he had only travelled barely an hour when he was suddenly aware of the sound of pounding hooves behind him. "What is the problem?" asked the knight. He turned to see that it was his best friend. His best friend replied: "You gave me the wrong key."ViewDate:
6th Nov 2015 Mick J. commented on:
Items to put a smile on your face ? :O)Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says......... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk." "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. " With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ...... Every imaginable kind of cured pork. "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree." "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget." "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree." And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath, "Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!" "Luis, Luis MI amigo... What ees it? " "Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees Ees Ees Ees Ees a ham bush!"ViewDate:
3rd Nov 2015 Mick J. commented on:
Items to put a smile on your face ? :O)One day many years ago, during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart whilst playing golf on the local course Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: "Are you okay, what's your name?" "It's John and I'm okay thanks," I replied. "John, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later." "That's very nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it." "Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive and I was weak. "Well okay," I finally agreed and added, "but my wife won't like it." After a few restorative Scotches, I thanked Elizabeth: "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. "So I had best go now" "Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile: "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Probably still under the cart..!!..." I said..ViewDate:
28th Oct 2015 Mick J. commented on:
Items to put a smile on your face ? :O)This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in a while. Someone out there Must be "deadly" at Scrabble.. (Wait till you see the last one)! PRESBYTERIAN : When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER : When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION : When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES : When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS DORMITORY : When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM SLOT MACHINES : When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY : When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS : When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS : When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT : When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES : When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO : When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONEViewDate:
27th Oct 2015 Mick J. commented on:
Items to put a smile on your face ? :O)This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade… So remember this story the next time … A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: " Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!" " Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?" "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste." "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it’s going to be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump." "We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope." "That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it." A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome. "It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.. And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a £5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!" "Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope." "Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.." "Oh, really! What'd he say?" He said: "Who mucked up your hair?"ViewDate:
22nd Oct 2015 Mick J. commented on:
Items to put a smile on your face ? :O)Pregnant At 71 ? :O) A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard. "What's the matter with you?" the older doctor demanded. "Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?" The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up asked, "And tell me ? , Does she still have the hiccups?" -
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