Keep Calm and Carry On!

Keep Calm and Carry On!

The Daily Mail, The Telegraph
There’s never news to make us laugh,
For all this hype has caused a scare,
And no one feels safe now anywhere.

New York, London, Paris, Munich
Are now cancelling concerts,
The theatre and all music
There’ll be no entertainment
And we’ll all feel bereft
We won’t be going to restaurants
As there’ll be no food left

The footie I hear is under threat too
That’ll cause mental health issues
For what will men do?
If the knock-on effect
Wipes out the Premier League
The stadiums will be empty
And our Parliament under siege

Thus if I have to wear a mask
And look like a fashionista twit
I need to have a designer one
That will do the job and fit
So get creating Armani
Gucci, Lauren & Chanel
This much anticipated creation
Will fly out of shops and sell

Everyone will want one
For labels are so in
And when the virus passes
We can chuck ’em in the bin
I know that Kate will want one
And of course, so will the queen
The latest fashion must-have
In which all ladies should be seen!