I blame Facebook
I blame Facebook
I am ever so cross with that Daphne,
I always thought her a friend
When I wrote a message on Facebook,
for her eyes, I didn’t intend
Well yes, I did happen to mention,
that secret affair with friends son
I did say she’s on the large side,
but truthfully, she weighs a tonne
I really do blame it on Facebook,
I state, hand on heart, and with pride
Many things may be said about me,
but no one can say I have lied
I really do blame it on Facebook,
but Daphne’s not playing the game
If you’ve any scruples stop reading,
as soon as you see your name
I’m very aggrieved with that Daphne,
I’ll type her a note in all haste
Just tap the send, but oh drat it,
can’t think why, she had me defaced!
Glenys Halliday
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