Larry For Prime Minister

The Purrfect Solution to Brexit!

Larry For Prime Minister

As we talk about the Brexit deal, and our European stance,
there are things we should consider which we shouldn’t leave to chance.
The plight of dear old Larry and his role at number ten.
So who will take him on now and how will he contend?

The answer is quite simple. Larry needs his own mandate
to form an opposition to step up to the plate.
Theresa should be worried with Larry on the loose,
the electioneering feline may really cook her goose.

Jeremy’s looking worried now that Larry’s in the frame.
It’s fair to say that Liberal Vince is feeling quite the same.
The commons are in turmoil, so they won’t win the war,
with Larry on his great crusade he’ll even up the score.

Will Larry enter live debate, ‘hell yes’ he’d clearly say.
He’d hiss and spit and arch his back, and cause a great affray.
His following would grow and grow, so great is his appeal.
The media would flock to see this cat with nerves of steel.

No catastrophic polls for him just votes of sheer delight,
appearing on the News at Ten and even on Newsnight.
His politics are fresh and crisp and clearly overdue,
‘Vote for Larry’ on the day and he’ll change a thing or two.

He’d challenge all the pompous fools and pull them all in line,
then knock their heads together to keep them more benign.
No chance for insurrection or the break to plot and scheme.
Just give a vote for Larry cat and you’d get the purrfect team!

Europe could then breath again with Larry at the helm,
the country would be safely run in its green and pleasant realm.
So forget about the blues and reds and the shades that fall between,
Larry is a cut above with a coat that looks pristine!

Vote For Larry!

Teresa Harrison-Best March 2019

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