Ravages of Time
Ravages of Time
Newton discovered gravity
Which was really rather clever
I just wish he had known how to reverse it
And I would have been in his debt forever
My chins are multiplying
My waist has disappeared
And as for my posteria
It’s even worse than I feared.
My boobs have migrated south
They have a life of their own
When I get undressed
I have to retrieve them from the ground.
My hubby gets perplexed
If he cuddles me at night
“Where have they gone this time
I’ll have to put on the light!!!”
My body may be losing the battle
But my mind works at full speed
Now why did I put a teabag in the kettle?
That’s very strange indeed!!!
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