Fit for a bit?
Fit for a bit?
It seems the latest fitness app’
Counts all the steps you take.
It keeps an eye on what you do
So you won’t sneak that cake.
Ten thousand steps, ten thousand steps
Each visit to the loo.
It knows how many calories
Are in your Vindaloo.
We are obsessed with what it says,
It counts each calorie.
It notes down every glass of juice
And what comes out as wee.
And when at last we go to bed
It counts our beating hearts
I bet it even has an app’
For measuring our farts!
Jan Millward©
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