Perks of getting older

Perks of getting older

1. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
2. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
3. No one expects you to run – anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm, and ask, did I wake you?
5. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
6. Things you buy now, won’t wear out.
7. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
8. You can live without sex, but not your glasses.
9. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
10. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who comes in.
11. Your eyes won’t get much worse.
12. Your joints are more accurate than the weather service.
13. Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can’t remember them either.
14. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
15. You can’t remember who sent you this list.
16. AND YOU NOTICE THAT THIS IS IN BIG PRINT  FOR  YOUR CONVENIENCE