Where’s the Toilet?
Where’s the Toilet?
Where’s the toilet
At the top of the yard
It’s got no lock
I’ll stand guard
Its next to the coal shed
First on the right
With white washed walls
Helps you see at night.
If not take the candle
It works just fine
A good gust of wind
And you’ll take less time
A tongue and groove door
Without the tongue
Hear someone coming
Just sing a song
A head high cistern
With a thick metal chain
A polished black seat
With a Twyfords name.
It never broke down
Froze up once or twice
A little hot water
Would melt the ice.
So think yourself lucky
When you can say
The toilets inside
It’s just this way.
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